Incontrovertible and scientific
Posted by on May 5th, 2004
It’s fucking 10:59 p.m. and I am sitting in a research department at a NEVER GOING TO HAVE A NAME major, federally funded research laboratory kind of anonymous place. That is the scientific part. The hypothesis that is irrefuteable and incontrovertible:
I AM A LOSA!!!!! (As they say in my native tongue. Others may say “loser.”)
The evidence to support this claim — Did I mention it’s 10:59 p.m.? Oh wait, make that after 11 p.m., and I am in my FUCKING OFFICE!
Now, if I’m lucky I’ll be home before Letterman (you know, late night, fucking television) comes on.
Either I so totally suck at my job, or I’m a goddamned saint. I honestly don’t know any more.
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You are a hardworking saint. A losa is one who wears track suit and buys scratch tickets on both coasts.