Dee-Rob

Writing. Some comedy, some not.

Living, breathing retard

Posted by Dee-Rob on March 10th, 2007

Finally walked to work. Work is about 2.5 miles or less, maybe a 35-40 minute walk. The street I live on is off a main boulevard, the street where work lies is a main drag.

Eazy peezy, right?

Not without your keeper it seems. I kind of got lost. An hour into the walk and at least a mile over the shortest distance, I was late for a meeting.

Basically, I wandered a circle wider through a residential neighborhood, because I spaced out on one turn. What the fuck is wrong with me?

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Comment by dotdwyer
2007-03-10 22:02:34

Though you are talented and gifted in many ways you are “Directionally Challenged”. I suspect you may also have a little too much testosterone mixed with your estrogen, otherwise you would carry a map , or, at the very least , ask for directions. Yes, you did get all the way across the country by your onesies, but I think you may have had a little GPS/laptop help. There’s no shame in mapping the route, taking a map and reading the street signs. The only thing you can’t help is “North-South-East-West” they didn’t teach you that in New England. You’ll have to learn it the hard way, in the streets . ..

 
Comment by dvae see its spelt wrong
2007-03-12 05:09:46

or your were having a senior moment
age is upon us all
forget it
it will continue happening
veda

 
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