Dee-Rob

Writing. Some comedy, some not.

Something short of writing

Posted by Dee-Rob on May 5th, 2007

Here are the bullet points:

Work, tiring.
Conan, interesting.
John Bon Jovi singing to Larry King on 50 years of Kingness, bizarre.
M. and my getting new bikes, exciting.
(My other bike getting stolen, frustrating.)
M. training for a “duathlon” in his mind, amusing.
M. buying helmet today before buying bike tomorrow, amusing.
M. buying new biking outfits, see above.
The amount of bikes and lycra spandex in our current ‘hood, frightening.

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Comment by evad
2007-05-07 02:08:00

ahh the joys of summer the thrill of the open road the go anywhere do anything joy of being

as an ex mountain bike junkie

here are my top tips

1) confort is king if it chafes lose it
2) slime then tyres and kevlar and thorn proof and still carry a spare tube and pump
3)waterproofs however expencive never work
4) lycra makes your cellulite show up in lurid clolours
5)sun is fun rain sleet snow ect is shit
6)panniers leak and shoulder bags are a pain

still after all this you will get a new routine

just check the owner of the most expensive all singing all dancing bike

he will be a middle aged left wing liberal nazi who whines for a living and has saggy spandex shorts and knobbley knees

love
evad

 
Comment by evad
2007-05-07 02:08:00

ahh the joys of summer the thrill of the open road the go anywhere do anything joy of being

as an ex mountain bike junkie

here are my top tips

1) confort is king if it chafes lose it
2) slime then tyres and kevlar and thorn proof and still carry a spare tube and pump
3)waterproofs however expencive never work
4) lycra makes your cellulite show up in lurid clolours
5)sun is fun rain sleet snow ect is shit
6)panniers leak and shoulder bags are a pain

still after all this you will get a new routine

just check the owner of the most expensive all singing all dancing bike

he will be a middle aged left wing liberal nazi who whines for a living and has saggy spandex shorts and knobbley knees

love
evad

 
Comment by evad
2007-05-07 02:08:00

ahh the joys of summer the thrill of the open road the go anywhere do anything joy of being

as an ex mountain bike junkie

here are my top tips

1) confort is king if it chafes lose it
2) slime then tyres and kevlar and thorn proof and still carry a spare tube and pump
3)waterproofs however expencive never work
4) lycra makes your cellulite show up in lurid clolours
5)sun is fun rain sleet snow ect is shit
6)panniers leak and shoulder bags are a pain

still after all this you will get a new routine

just check the owner of the most expensive all singing all dancing bike

he will be a middle aged left wing liberal nazi who whines for a living and has saggy spandex shorts and knobbley knees

love
evad

 
Comment by evad
2007-05-07 02:08:00

ahh the joys of summer the thrill of the open road the go anywhere do anything joy of being

as an ex mountain bike junkie

here are my top tips

1) confort is king if it chafes lose it
2) slime then tyres and kevlar and thorn proof and still carry a spare tube and pump
3)waterproofs however expencive never work
4) lycra makes your cellulite show up in lurid clolours
5)sun is fun rain sleet snow ect is shit
6)panniers leak and shoulder bags are a pain

still after all this you will get a new routine

just check the owner of the most expensive all singing all dancing bike

he will be a middle aged left wing liberal nazi who whines for a living and has saggy spandex shorts and knobbley knees

love
evad

Comment by Dee-Rob
2007-05-07 19:55:56

I thought about deleting the extra comments. But, it seemed so beautifully Dave.

Cheers.

I’ll let you know when we sign up to bike the UK.

 
 
Comment by dvae see its spelt wrong
2007-05-08 02:38:48

its like new york
so fucking good they repeat it
anyway im off out on mine
evda

 
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