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With a microphone and everything

Posted by Dee-Rob on 14th November 2006

I haven’t been seeking comedy shows, but I’m open to them falling out of the sky into my vicinity.

So, come the fuck on down to San Francisco on Friday, November 17, and see me. Here’s the promo:

FRIDAY NIGHT COMEDY @ The SF Comedy Club
50 Mason Street, San Francisco - between Market and Eddy - 1 block from
Powell BART/MUNI station
Hosted by Eric Peterson - 8 pm - doors open at 7:30
Headliner on Friday, November 17: Rob F. Martinez
Plus!
Brian Geraghty
Dee-Rob
Ben Temple
Corey Largent and
Sean Keane
NO DRINK MINIMUM!
Info/Reservations: 415-398-4129 or http://www.TheSFComedyClub.com/

ROB F. MARTINEZ was born and raised in the Mission District in San
Francisco. His brand of comedy moves people in different ways, like the time
when he performed at a hospital benefit show. He made sure everyone had a
good time – yes, even the patients in the front row who drifted in and out
of consciousness during his entire set. His hard work and tenacity have
earned him respect from his peers and landed him appearances on NBC11 and
KGO Radio. Rob was awarded the prestigious SF Punchline Dan Crawford
Memorial Scholarship in 2004 and has performed with Brett Butler, Robin
Williams, and Richard Lewis. From drunken bedtime stories to the homeless in
San Francisco, he weaves personal experiences with oddball stories and
exaggerations. http://www.robfmartinez.com/

“The home of underground comedy in San Francisco” - SF Chronicle
“Best Place to Enjoy Comedy for the Price of a Movie” - SF Guardian

Come get some laughs at “50 Mason” and find out why it’s called the “home of
underground comedy in San Francisco” by the SF Chronicle and the “Best Place
to Enjoy Comedy for the Price of a Movie” by the SF Guardian.

The San Francisco Comedy Club at 50 Mason is a great place to meet up with a
group of friends for laughs or for a date. Each week, Friday Night Comedy
delivers some of the best, funniest and hottest standup comedians from the
Bay Area and beyond.

Citysearch Editorial Profile — By Joanna Currier
“Up-and-coming comics and seasoned pros test their material at this lively
comedy club.”

Black leather banquettes and round cocktail tables fill this upscale Union
Square performance lounge, and most nights find the house packed. A familiar
brick-wall backdrop and a single microphone sets the stage for local and
national comics to do their thing, with showcases of up to eight comedians
and one major headliner each night. Theme nights include female-only and
improv comic events. Cover charges range between $7-10.”

CitySearch user reviews:

“A great way to spend a weekend night!” —– I had my birthday party here
and it is a great place for a large group. The comedians were hilarious and
definitely worth the $10 admission. I have already been back and had just as
good of an experience as the first. Probably the best value for money comedy
club in the City. Pros: Fun, Inexpensive, Talented Comedians Overall user
rating: Highly Recommended”

“Great Price for Comedy in the City” —– “Yes, this place is in the
Tenderloin, but don’t let that scare you. For only $10, a few months ago my
friends and I saw a comic that was on Last Comic Standing along with many
local unknown comics. Since there is no drink minimum, the price truly is
$10. Some clubs you walk in and pay $35 for comics you don’t even enjoy. My
friends and I go on the weekends about once a month.
Pros: Inexpensive, Fun
Overall user rating: Highly Recommended”

Laugh off the steam from your week and get your weekend started…

Who: Frigging funny comedians!

Headliner: Rob F. Martinez http://www.robfmartinez.com/

Host: Eric Peterson - http://www.epeterson.com/ - Eric Peterson started the
legendary Uptown Comedy Open Mike in San Francisco 3 years ago (Of all the
open mikes I went to, I liked the Uptown the best. Eric does a great job
there.” - Tommy Craggs, SF Weekly). He then began hosting Fridays at the San
Francisco Comedy Club (”The home of underground comedy in San Francisco” -
SF Chronicle). In 2005, he left California and performed in the USA, Canada,
Thailand and at The Comedy Store in Tokyo. Eric has worked with Robin
Williams, Will Durst, Will Franken, Rene Hicks, Larry Reeb, Mark Gross, Bill
Santiago, Johnny Steele, Scott Capurro, Jasper Redd, and Joey Guila. He is
glad to be back in San Francisco hosting Fridays at The SF Comedy Club.

Where: San Francisco Comedy Club, 50 Mason Street (between Market / Eddy)

When: Friday, November 17 at 8 pm (Doors open at 7:30 p.m.)

Admission: $10 (No Drink Minimum!)

For reservations, call 415-398-4129.

Transportation/Parking: One block from the Powell Street BART and Muni
station. Parking garage conveniently located across the street from 50 Mason
and a ‘discount’ parking lot next to Hotel Bijou.

Just down the street from Hotel Nikko and just a few blocks from Union
Square, The Hilton and other hotels. Great Indian on the same block, Thai
right up Mason Street and other restaurants nearby. Feel free to bring food
in to your table or booth.

Mapquest Map:
http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?formtype=address&country=US&popflag=0&l
atitude=&longitude=&name=&phone=&level=&addtohistory=&cat=&address=50+Mason+
St&city=San+Francisco&state=CA&zipcode=94102-2806

For a real evening out - go to the legendary Original Joe’s - read about
this famous SF restaurant here:
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/a/2003/08/13/FD249336.DTL

For restaurants nearby see:
http://maps.citysearch.com/location?latitude=37.7839&longitude=-122.409&loca
tion=50%20Mason%20St%20San%20Francisco%20CA%20&miles=5&gcats=f2&sort=dist

For bars nearby see:
http://maps.citysearch.com/location?latitude=37.7839&longitude=-122.409&loca
tion=50%20Mason%20St%20San%20Francisco%20CA%20&miles=5&gcats=f5&sort=dist

SF COMEDY CLUB @ 50 MASON
50 Mason @ Eddy
San Francisco, CA 94102
415.398.4129
http://www.TheSFComedyClub.com/

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God, I got nothing

Posted by Dee-Rob on 21st September 2006

The world is shit.  I'm stressed at work (but this too shall pass).  I have a beau who's fun to tease and I got nothing to right about.

I'm taking it as a good sign that I left Boston, because Bill O'Reilly's been doing the Factor from there.   I'm a little disappointed that some of the right wing baiters I know from comedy haven't disrupted the proceedings.  Speaking of O'Reilly the Wall Street Journal or some shit that came through to me on a newsfeeder had a story about his calling himself a "T Warrior" and a "Culture Warrior."  Fucking douche extraordinaire.

He's traditional and cultural in the same way any fucking celebrity stands up for the little guy.  Where was the traditional culture that focused on screaming shit at someone and calling it discourse?  I missed that one in anthropology class.

Oh, and I'm definitely voting Hugo Chavez in the midterm elections.  Rock on, Hugo.  Who hasn't wanted to call Bush the devil in a public forum.

On a personal note, this is the kind of thing I get sent at work by the boy-o during an average day.   You know, some people send smilie faces and queer little ASCII roses. –<-@

It's a study that worries me on two fronts.  One issue is that Asians live long time.  Long time.  Somedays, I really like M. and other L. words.  But, man, I want term limits.  A good thing about being a chick in general is you tend to outlive the guy.  But, me, I gotta get a completely fit, zen motherfucker, insert your racist rice-eating slur here.

Not only that, but the second issue is that by the looks of the pretty colored picture maps ('cause I don't have time for actually reading), it looks like if I had stayed in the land of the bean and cod, I'd be living for awhile.  The Mass. Bay to the Cali Bay Area color shift says I'm going to die.

He clearly invited me out here so my life expectancy would dwindle.

Oh, by the way, related to my racial slurring of my SO, I had a weird moment of racist/non-racist awareness last week.  For the folks reading in Mass. or the UK, you really can't grok the melting pot that Cali is.  It's the Golden State, because lots of people tan well.

So, where I work someone was showing off their incredibly adorable grandkid.  Really good looking baby.  The parents don't hale from the same clan or continent, if you catch my drift.  

In a stunningly risky moment of potential cultural ignorancy and insensitive, I say something about mixed race babies and their cuteness.  D'oh.  I say it to a woman from Mexico and another born in South Asia.

I either intro'd or backpedaled an awkward cover to address the potential loaded dice I could have possibly rolled in this the politically correct Bay Area.  Inside my head, as the words came out in slow motion, I thought "Jesus Christ, I sound like my mother, I'm channeling Pat and her opinions on colors and babies and the world, what the hell am I saying."

The woman who was born in Northern India of India parents launched in about what her mother would say.  Her mother sounded exactly like my mother, as it turns out, talking about how if you stay in the same village idiots and ugly people evolve and sometimes you need to freshen the gene pool with outsiders, and that mixed race babies are the cutest.

What the fuck?  Pat's parochialism ain't no thang it turns out.  Either all moms is the same and cool, all commenting on the same shit, because that's what moms do.  Doesn't matter skin color or vicinity.  Or all moms are rottenly Klannish, even with skin color and vicinity.

I'm feeling all sunshiney and hopefull for humanity so I'll pick the moms are alright. 

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Nostalgia in my fair city

Posted by Dee-Rob on 11th August 2006

Three folks from my small, place of employ are attending a certain institution in Cambridge that's been around since it was called Newtown and people wore pointy hats and pointy shoes.

I wrote up the following as my farewell and nostalgic dump of what I miss:

RANDOM THINGS TO DO IN CAMBRIDGE

MIT has had a list on the Internet before the web of area restaurants and menus, you can check it here:  http://web.mit.edu/wchuang/www/menus/

If you go by the subway map, there’s basically four major neighborhoods (or squares), which kind of align on Massachusetts Ave. (known only as “Mass. Ave.”).

Porter Square
Arguably more upscale than other parts of Cambridge, but you can’t tell by looking at it.  Northwest of Harvard, roughly, heading toward Davis Square in Somerville, which is pretty cool. 
o    24-Hour Dunkin’ Donuts:  At least it was when I left.  Fairly unfrightening, for a late-night place near a subway station.
o    Tags Hardware:  EVERYONE buys their flashlights and household whatnots here.  It’s part hardware store, part house wares.  You can pots and pans and nuts and bolts.  Generally affordable and easy to get to by subway.
o    Shaw’s supermarket  (Was Star Market, which was a better name to hear the Boston accent):  One of the bigger supermarkets around, and the only one next to a subway stop.  It’s also open 24 hours, and there is a 24-hour CVS Pharmacy nearby.
o    The Elephant Walk:  Cambodian and French fusion.  Nice date type restaurant.
o    Christopher’s:  Bar/restaurant that served possibly the first veggie burger in town.  Pretty good and reliable without breaking the bank, and there’s a tiny acoustic music club next door called Toad.
o    The stretch of Mass. Ave. between Porter and Harvard:  There are many neat, little stores and restaurants, sadly the witchcraft store closed.  The Lizard Lounge/Cambridge Common is fun and you can get a decent pub meal.  There’s a couple of overpriced Mexican places that will make you realize you are far from the west coast and good guacamole.  The Half Shell has great “sub” sandwiches that are huge and other deli/pizza joint food.

Harvard Square
Dominated by, um, well, you know the place.  Locals bemoan that it used to be very funky and hip with tons of independent, small stores, especially bookstores.  Now, it’s pretty mall-like with Tower Records, The Gap, etc.  Most of Cambridge’s homeless tend to end up in Harvard Sq., especially the younger ones, who tend to hang at ”The Pit,” the courtyard brick space adjacent to the main subway station.  Here’re a few spots worth checking out:
o    Au Bon Pain.  It’s big, right next to the Holyoke Center where some Harvard offices are and across from the main T-stop, it’s a convenient, centrally located place to meet up.  Awesome people watching, especially outside near the chess players because of the parade walking by.  They also have one of the rare public toilets in the neighborhood.
o    Colonial Drug:  Expensive but great place to get cosmetics and high-end, French-milled soap and stuff.  Say “Hi” to my friend Dot if she’s working there.
o    The Comedy Studio at the Hong Kong Restaurant:  They have a website at:  http://thecomedystudio.com.  This club is basically the “alternative” comedy club where there’s a showcase that could be a mix of rank beginners and pros who drop by.  On Thursday nights, the show is hosted by Dan Sally, who is funny, a friend of mine and used to live in SF, if you are homesick.  On Friday night, some other friends, the Walsh Brothers, perform.  (You’ll see I mention them below.)  The scorpion bowls are deadly, and the bar on the second floor is a total meat market.
o    Peet’s Coffee:  There’s one on Mt. Auburn in the heart of the Square, if you are longing for Bay Area java.
o    Border Café on Church Street:  Lots of people love the food, and there’re usually long lines.  Kind of Cajun/Tex-Mex.  Westerners may very well find it lacking.  But, the margaritas rock and it’s a good meet up for the movie theater across the street.
o    Passim’s:  Folk house with a history dating back to the 60s that still features up-and-coming singer/songwriter types.  Adjacent café serves vegan cuisine.
o    Toscanini’s:  Awesome ice cream.  But, the original storefront is down the street between Central and Kendall Squares.

Central Square
A lot of the independent places that couldn’t afford Harvard Square rents moved down the street to Central Square.  It’s more diverse and eclectic, has far fewer tourists and higher crime rates than Harvard Sq.  But, the restaurants and clubs are generally more fun, and there is a lot of ethnic (Ethiopian, Chinese, Middle Eastern, etc.) food.
o    Middle East:  When I was your age, this place was just a middle-eastern restaurant that let bands play in its basement.  It’s grown physically and by reputation and is now a pretty established rock club.  It’s horrible and dank, but hosts a lot of especially harder rocking bands.
o    T.T. the Bear’s:  Another rock club, which has an pretty funky, eclectic history.  It’s the kind of club where someone quasi-famous might show up and jam with friends. 
o    Phoenix Landing:  Pulls an honest pint and has good pub food.  Gets weird some weekend nights depending on which DJ or type of music is playing.
o    1369 Coffee House:  One of two independent coffee houses with the same name.  (The other one is in Inman Square.)  Nice place to hang with WiFi, underemployed hippies, the usual things to see at a café.
o    Picante:  Burritos.  OK, but you’ll miss the Mission.
o    The Plough and Stars/The People’s Republic:  Two bars on the stretch between Porter and Harvard.  The Plough crams as many people as they can in to see bands, and The People’s Republic has possibly the latest close time of any bar in Cambridge.  It’s where many people go to get drunk and/or lucky.
o    Whole Foods:  There’s a very cramped and small Whole Foods grocery store, which is where to get your high-priced organics.
o    Harvest Food Co-op:  More affordable place to get organic food, etc. than Whole Foods and nearer to the subway.  But, usually has a smaller variety.
o    All Asia Restaurant:  Sometimes overpriced and sometimes poor service, but I know the owners.  It’s a very kooky, family-run place that hosts a lot of different kinds of open mikes and theme nights and Marc and Patty, the owners, are nice and crazy.

Kendall Square
Why would you go to Kendall Square?  It’s where MIT is and they are your rivals.  Just in case, though.  Most of Kendall Square is on Main Street, not Mass. Ave, but MIT’s main entrance is on Mass. Ave.  (i.e., the dome which is a mildly famous victim of assorted MIT “hacks” or pranks.)
o    One Kendall Square:  A courtyard that is actually about a half a mile up the road toward Inman from the Kendall Sq. T Station.  Lot’s of restaurants/bars and a few stores.  While some of the stuff changes around as businesses fail and are replaced, there are a couple of anchors:  The Cambridge Brewery, the only brewpub in Cambridge and one of the first microbrewery restaurants anywhere, and Flattop Johhny’s, a place to play pool on red-felt tables that caters to crowds from MIT and the various nearby labs and pharmaceutical companies.  If you are lonely for Genentech-type people, go here.
o    Emma’s Pizza:  East coast pizza is usually greasy and tasty and not the least bit gourmet, unlike in California.  Emma’s is where to go if you want wafer-thin crusts and goat cheese and arugula.
o    The Cambridgeside Galleria:  The mall.  It’s a mall.
o    Toscanini’s Ice Cream:  The original and best ice cream place around.  This is how ice cream should be, and I miss it terribly.  It’s made on the premises, and usually they have unusual flavors on the menu that you will never have seen before, like Jack Daniels.  Open to midnight, I think.
o    Cinderella’s Pizza:  The opposite of Emma’s and “real” pizza.  Although, I think their management changed and the last time I was there I was a bit disappointed.  Still, this is the kind of pizza I miss from backeast.
o    Pu Pu Hot Pot:  Cheap Chinese take-out, run by the brother of Patty at the All Asia
o    Kendall Square Cinema:  The non-mainstream, art-house movie theater.  Great place to see limited release, independent “films,” not movies.
o    Legal Seafood:  Expensive, but this restaurant sets a high standard for fresh and good sea food.  A bit touristy, since they also sell lobsters at the airport, but their chowder is quite tasty.

The other square which is not accessible by the subway is my old neighborhood.

Inman Square: 
Arguably one of the least gentrified neighborhoods in Cambridge, it still has a lot of independent restaurants and stores, because the rents are not as high.  There are big communities of Portuguese (mostly from the Azores) and Brazilians in this area.  So, there are some interesting restaurants and shops, and you hear Portuguese being spoken.  I really miss Inman Square.
o    Midwest Brazilian Barbecue:  It’s an all you can eat buffet, where waiters walk around with various meat products on giant skewers and carve them at your table.  If you’ve ever wanted to see a row of chicken hearts on a stick, this place is for you.
o    1369 Coffee House:  The more or less original 1369 café, which supposedly is the address where some really amazing old jazz club used to be in the 60s or 70s.  Coffee drinks and unwashed intellectuals with laptops.
o    Ryles Jazz Club:  Been around for a long time, and it’s where people have gotten their start.  There’s a cheaper, more intimate room upstairs, although it’s tricky and sometimes has stuff like “Lesbian Dance Night.”  You never know.
o    S&S Deli:  Major venue for weekend breakfasts.  It gets crowded, but it’s big so it usually moves quickly.  Not the best place in the world, but reliable.  It also has a full bar, which is surprising, since it looks like an IHoP.
o    Christine’s Ice Cream:  It’s not Toscanini’s but it’s good.  It also stays open pretty late.
o    Bukowski’s:  Good burgers, hotdogs, and other comfort-type foods.  Great fries.  Has food specials, like cheap grill cheese sandwiches.  Also has an extensive and changing bar menu.  Pretty cool place to hang out, but they tend to keep the music pretty loud, and they have a kind of hipper than thou ethos.
o    East Coast Grill:  Sometimes the food is great, including an ultra-fresh raw seafood bar, but the prices can be high.  They have special “Hell Nights” with hot-sauced soaked barbecue and other spicy dishes.
o    Ole Mexican Grill:  Overpriced, but I think they might have the best guacamole in a town without great guacamole.
o    ImprovBoston Theater:  I have spent more hours of my life than anywhere here, well almost.  They have improv shows Wednesday through Sunday, including long-form theater improv, Theater Sports, improv comedy and musical improv.  They also have workshops.

HOWEVER, they get special mention for being the venue of my favorite comedy show bar none, which is run by two of my friends, Chris and Dave Walsh, also known as the Walsh Brothers.  Thursday nights at 10 p.m. at the ImprovBoston Theater, they host the “Great and Secret Show,” which is a mix of comedy sketches, videos, stand-up and story telling.  The show generally starts on the street with them carnival barking (usually in costumes) for audience members to come in side.  They are incredibly funny and total pranksters, so it’s worth going more than once to see what’s new.  They sometimes let new people do stand-up comedy or try sketches, but they might interrupt them or break it up if it’s too painful.  Recently, they got an agent and are in talks about a sitcom or sketch show and moving to LA, so this might be a chance to say, “I saw them when….”

Not really in any square, but noteable:

o    Dali’s Restaurant:  Spanish, including tapas.  Fun date venue, as well as large groups into tapas, with good sangria.  The owners (an older husband and wife) tend to wander around making it like their personal party, and they might sit down and start up a conversation.
o    Alewife:  A subway station that doesn’t really have a very walkable square or anything.  But, there is a larger Whole Foods near here in a strip mall that also has a large Staples and Toys R Us.  There’s also Jasper White’s Summer Shack, which has great seafood.
o    Cambridge Street:  Starting behind Harvard and going all the way through Cambridge to the Charles River near Lechmere Street/Train Station and the Cambridgeside Galleria, it’s a real city street with stores, restaurants, and whatnot all along its length.

Of course, I am missing all sorts of great things.  But I’m old, and I forget stuff.

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Then M. reminded me of some other shit I forgot, so I sent this:

Addendum:

 

I forgot to add two places my boyfriend just reminded me about:

 

In the middle of Harvard Square, right next to Harvard Yard is the Out of Town News Agency.  Newspapers and magazines from around the world.  There was a line there when the Unabomber’s manifesto was published.
 

Between Harvard and Porter there’s Changsho, an upscale Chinese place that is pretty nice and slightly more authentic then most Chinese restaurants.  It’s more linen napkins and hushed tones than other Asian places.
 

Porter Square is also the home of the “Porter Exchange” building (which was once the Sears building).  In the bottom floor, there is a Japanese food court with little noodle places, etc. and Japanese shops and a market.  There’s also a major Japanese bookstore in that neighborhood.

(Yes, I did write to future H. grads, "two," and then I listed three.  It's good;  Starts them off thinking they are smarter than other people.)

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Hating on the left

Posted by Dee-Rob on 15th July 2006

I went to the movies last night and went to bed pissed off at my compadres in liberalism .  I saw Who Killed the Electric Car?

I dunno, maybe I’m cranky.

Maybe I’m obsessed with this guy.  I met the Media Nipple dude at the Beyond Broadcast Conference at Harvard, and I was completely refreshed.  He was a kook and a crank and the perfect foil (and antidote) to all of the self-congratulatory intellectual masturbation of the sweethearts of the “blogosphere.”

Maybe I was reminded of the Media Nipple guy because of this thread on the bad place.  The bad place is now so chockful of splooge from newbies and wannabees and a bunch of folks I never met that have no apparent gift for visual, written or spoken communication.

The point is in a multi-media world, visuals matter.  I’m angry at the electric car flick for forgetting that and making a standard, boring, preachy and completely uncompelling and unsatisfying documentary.

Al Gore got it right in An Inconvenient Truth. You watch what is essentially his slide show, and it works.  A movie of a dude doing a slide show.  That’s it.

But, in the electric car flick, they could have had good visuals.  They could have had the Hollywood faces in love with their EV1s doing what they do and performing.  Instead it was static, old-fashioned and for fuck’s sake, if the movie is about cars, and people who loved their cars, why couldn’t you get some interesting shots?

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Revisiting June 28

Posted by Dee-Rob on 6th July 2006

There were some technical glitches on this website, and the promised video took a bit to get on up there.

I just relived a significant chunk of the SF Comedy Club contest from June 28, 2006, and you can too by clicking on this here link.  Truth be told, it would suck some powerful marrow out of your lifeblood, and they’d be some hours and minutes you just ain’t getting back.  But, live the magic.

If you want to see me, I’m at this link.  Go ahead, rate my performance.  At this point my ego is either super strong or shredded, so what’s a few stars.

The true criteria to judge of course, as this woman might attest, is the outfit.  For comfort, this outfit rates high for a comedy show.  I felt comfortable, everything seems to fit, nothing glares, and for my mind, the shiny peace sign peaking out of the jacket adds a certain je ne sais quoi.  Sadly, the angle of the camera, shooting from above my 5′3″ frame in a kind of Citizen Kane homage, adds a bit more junk then I’d like to claim in the trunk.  In particular, my thighs are not in real life so saddle-baggish.

For outfit ratings, this clip does pretty well, all things considered.  But, she’s the massive nose-bleeder, and in my not the least bit humble opinion she sucked a fair amount of comedy goodness out of the room with her originality.  I then followed, and none of my shit rhymed.

This guy, well his outfit speaks for what it is.  It is what it is.  He’s the goon who did a whole end-zoney excited YOW’ing and high-fiving awkward thing when he won a spot to continue in the contest.  Watch, learn and as Fox News would say, I report, you decide.

Oh, and if you watch and enjoy the last one, do me a righteous solid and explain the funny.  I just don’t understand kids today.

Last note on outfits.  Very Bay Area, if you could only see the boots.   Imagine this in black:yeti[newline]

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Comedy, it’s not too late

Posted by Dee-Rob on 28th June 2006

Hop in your car and drive to San Francisco, and you’ll have a chance to see me at the SF Comedy Club at 50 Mason in about two hours.

Not sure? Thinking, hey, stop selling yourself already? Maybe you just want to know what you are getting into?

Here’s a taste, as any pusher can explain to you for what in the olden days was called whetting the appetite. Last Wednesday, yes, one week old, here I am:

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Comedy, my babies

Posted by Dee-Rob on 21st June 2006

Come on down to SARATOGA, yeah, Sara-mother fucking-toga to see some comedy.

Here’s the skinny on tonight’s show:

June 21 - 8pm

FREE ADMISSION!

“Joke on This!”

Stand-up Comedy Showcase

with your host:

GARY PENOVICH

and some of the Bay Area’s funniest comedians:

MICHAEL SLACK
A regular feature at the San Jose Improv, Michael has performed with some of the biggest names in the business, including Bob Saget, Richard Lewis, Brian Regan and Jeff Dunham. Surpassing over 100 comedians from around the country, Michael won the 2005 Rooster T. Feathers Annual Comedy Competition in Sunnyvale, California. In 2004, he appeared at the Gulf Coast Comedy Festival in Destin, Florida, and so impressed organizers that he was invited back to headline the 2005 Seaside event. Michael also topped the bill at the 2005 Big Island Comedy Festival in Kona, Hawaii.

DINA VACARRI
Dina is the laughter-packed snack of funny that you’ve been craving. As a child, Dina would stay up late at night listening to Bill Cosby albums, inspired by his ability to paint pictures for the audience. Dina’s own unique spin on reality is causing her to become more popular than a 12 year old Thai hooker in a sea of white male “tourists”. Dina has performed at clubs all over the US including the Improv and Caroline’s in NY, and The Funnybone in her native Pittsburgh. She is now settled in the Bay Area where she continues her quest to lose the 10 pounds she gained in 1996.

GRANT LYON
Oscillating between moments of hyperactivity and a laid back surfer attitude, Grant reveals his sixth grade personality on the stage. Growing up in a strict household with a large group of siblings who are brilliant, talented and great big show-offs, Grant discovered he could seek refuge in silliness. His funny skills, mired in his drive to be the center of attention, now enable Lyon to share the tales of his short life in his refreshingly unique voice.

DEE-ROB
Never sure whether to be teacher ’s pet or class wise guy, Denise still gets in trouble for her sharp wit and sharper tongue. Wickedly funny, her sardonic outlook is worldy without being weary, and she is very happy to laugh first at herself. Most of all, Denise proves that not only can a woman be tough, she can be damn funny.

RICHARD ANDERSON
Richard is new to the comedy scene and has been making himself known throughout the bay area. A native of San Jose, he into the world during the “Summer of Love” era. Throughout his life, he has brought warmth and laughter to those around him. Rich’s comedy is based on daily experiences, observations and pop culture (especially when it comes to the 80’s).

“Joke on This!”

STANDUP COMEDY SHOWCASE

Every Wednesday at 8:00pm

BLUE ROCK SHOOT
14523 Big Basin Way
Saratoga, CA 95070
Click here for map

For more info: http://www.myspace.com/bluerockcomedy

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Who doesn’t like COMEDY?

Posted by Dee-Rob on 16th June 2006

Come on out to tonight’s show!

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A little fucking overdue

Posted by Dee-Rob on 17th May 2006

Because of a little bit of post-traumatic stress from my return to my hometown and return back to my home, along with heaping piles of work and a tiff with the boy-o (see post-traumatic stress), I haven’t been up to writing. Sleeping has been more my style.

Not sure what the highlight of the trip back to Cambridge and Braintree and a couple of other notable places was. Definitely in the running was seeing a pack of comedy friends. If Smitty had a website, I’d be linking like mad and shitting on him relentlessly for old time’s sake. It’s a walk down memory lane when years pass and you can still end up in a convo about the latest stay in Heartbreak Hotel from a dude with a tongue piercing, a sweet day gig at Frito-Lay and the most impropable voice/body ratio that I dare never describe.

Talking about life and work and comedy with Dot over what must have been four pounds of clams — three for sure on the steamed side–was definitely a highlight for me. California knows from guacomole, but when it comes to clams the Pacific ain’t worth shit. Lucky for me, when you ask Dot about catching up on foods you miss, she’s on the case.

One of my regrets in Boston comedy was not having met Dot sooner and talked with her more frequently when I was in town.

And, Jebus, them Walsh boys is funny. I only hope Ben Affleck enjoyed their company as much as I do and did. The elder hugged me, and it only took my leaving for a year.

Of course, it was cool to see a subset of my family. Weird to be “visiting,” since that’s a big old challenge to the status quo. I was never the sibling to be dropping in from out of town. Getting picked up by one brother and taken to another brother’s house was a bizarro kind of deal for me, as one who once did the picking up and dropping off. I haven’t not had a car in town since 1986.

A big HELLO to the brave few from the fam who scan this little cyber pile.

There was something kind of surreal in walking around Cambridge (or fortunately for the rain being driven by Dot) and then heading “home” for the night at the Harvard Square Hotel. Surreal not just for being near my own property that is no longer home, but for the fact that on my own dime the H2 Hotel is out of my league. I regularly peed in the same neighborhood at the Charles Hotel (quick travel tip to tourists, always pee at the Charles Hotel if caught unawares in mid-Cambridge), but I ain’t never slept there. (OK, I think I have slept there, but face down on bar tables as someone hollered “Last Call For Alcohol.”)

I also got to take care of a little bidness, walking through the condo with Terry the real estate lady. I’m stressing deeply within my gray matter deciding on the best thing for the dee-rob land holdings. The rough around the edges reality of my unit that would need a bit more than just a single coat of paint to really rock hit me hard. There’s a limit to how much dough I can afford and want to afford to make sure strangers are comfy while I collect my slumlord tithe.

Nah, it’s looking like selling the place and declaring the end of an era is going to be the best call. (If you happen to read this post and you ever worked in real estate for a major corporation, and I think you know ho you are, let me know what you think about selling, please.)

So, yeah, the idea that this place is really my home and my condo is not is disorienting. Not bad, but it leaves me rocky, unsteady and wishing life could be a sure bet and all decisions easy.

I should also notice the conference I attended. All I can say is when a room full of folks talks about “revolution” and “global changes,” it would be more than swell if the homogeneity of the room didn’t make milk look multi-faceted. If the Internet and ‘blogging are harbingers of a new order, the future will be full of middle-class boys with slack muscles and customized avatars.

In conference land, though, is it networking if you chat with a guy who works within 50 miles of your job about relocation, SF and the Folsom Street Fair?

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Chicks and comedy, comedy and chicks

Posted by Dee-Rob on 27th March 2006

There’s a groovilicious cafe in the quietly well-heeled town known in these parts as Saratoga. When you are done with your spa treatments and winery visits you can relax in ruggedly woody, probably redwood, open-beamed ambience sipping your double foam, soy latte. And, if you are lucky and it’s Wednesday you can hear some comedy.

In this case, this Wednesday, March 29, you can head to the BLUE ROCK SHOOT 14523 Big Basin Way in Saratoga, CA. There you will be regaled by some seriously funny folks, who on this particular night will all be sporting vaginas under their clothes.

Should be fun and funny and if you don’t feel like a mocha-frappa-espress-soy-coffee milkshake, you can try something from their cheeky little wine country wine list.

Check out here and here and probably soon here too for more info.

Thanks to Gary Penovich,

“I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME RIFF!”
featuring an all-star lineup of female comedians:

AUNDRE THE WONDERWOMAN
TINA ALLEN
TESSIE CHUA
LISA MYERS
DEE-ROB
JULIE ANDERSON

Show starts at 8:00pm

BLUE ROCK SHOOT
14523 Big Basin Way
Saratoga, CA 95070

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