Electronics be my biggest thrill and my bestest friend.

I’m sitting in a hotel ballroom. There are Powerpoint slides. There are numbers. Statistics actually.
My brain is melting. Ideas are oozing out on an empty river of non-focus. My ass is numb.

But I got me the interweb, a system of tubes with bytes and digital fun stuff to distract me. I’ve been able to keep tabs with the hotel staff, make dinner reservations for 15 people and read up on sophomoric comedy doings.

Thank fucking god for my Danger Sidekick.

Meanwhile, I will never love and embrace meetings. I’d link to some exciting weblog postings in the past, but we are doing group things now requiring me to feign interest.