Because that last post was long-winded and interesting probably only to me, I searched the web to find the dozen strap-on Lilo Happy Meal toy mentioned yesterday. The only place I could find it was a fuckhead on Ebay, who has his image rigged to prevent theft. Probably because of all the revenue producing schemes related to pictures of Happy Meal toys.

But, I did find this:.

Why can’t this country have more Happy Meal toys in sync with the military-industrial complex?