I’m sitting here with the TV on in the background. There’s a commercial on CNN for the “King James Bible on DVD.” Fair enough, right, if I gots books on tape, Jesus fans should be able to get their multimedia freak on.
But, the voiceover says “Guaranteed you will be inspired, or your money back.”
Yeah, money back guarantee on your spiritual experience. That’s a fucking great DVD.
inspired to do what nail someone to a bit of wood
crusade against birth control
subjugate the heathen muslim masses
oops thats not cristian of me