Natalee Holloway is still missing.

If I still lived 3K miles to the East, I would be laughing at this little feller’s apoplexy in person. He does get into a groove of righteous, why can’t they see what I can see umbrage. Fun to fuel in person. (Not to mention his inclination to troll the boards of morons and hangers on, who feel it necessary to follow the minute war of the Twittys.)

What hbee is missing, however, is not the somewhat important story of this being an election day. No, the real story is this earth-shatteringly important one. Radio personality James Keown may have offed his wife in a story involving two of my personal favorite made for Court TV details — Lying about an Ivy League legacy and ethylene glycol.

If you watch too many episodes of Court TV’s Cold Case Files or any of a number of A&E true crime shows, you know the dangers of anti-freeze. It appears to be the poison of choice among the lazy murderer grabbing at anything around the house.

Of course it’s not really possible, but I want to see one case in which someone gets away with that kind of poisoning. Thanks to how it all breaks down, the appearance of crystals and oxalic acid, it seems pretty easy to find (thus, in my opinion an unworthy poison).

(So far, in this hot, breaking, dramatic unveiling, the best detail was siphoned out from the wacky shenanigans and emotional interviewing of CNN’s favorite minx and former prosecutor, Nancy Grace. She just got into a little spar with some expert about the sweetness of ethylene glycol, which involved his clarifying he had tasted but not chugged Prestone 3.)

Meanwhile, in the annals of dating advice — any time your man mentions a grad school education or acceptance to a major program, ask for a letter or maybe some transcripts. It could save your life.