I have that stupid poll thing over on the side over there. Look to your left.

Recently, there was an unexplained surge. (Are we allowed to even fucking say surge anymore, or did Bush fuck up that meaning, like he’s done with patriotism, mission accomplished, terror, etc., too?)

From a steady of like 11 voters, not even a dozen, I think, mostly voting for me to get fatter and bask more in the glory of Wal-Mart, suddenly 50 folks are telling me to perform.

Who the fuck are you people? Or who is the one person with OCD and a need to vote?

Leave me a comment. Say “hey.”

Maybe it’s what I need to get back on the trainwreck path of performance.