There ain’t nothing I can do about the depraved, dank cesspool of a culture we be enjoying this the 21st century. I mean, I can yelp in the wilderness a bit, but no one’s listening.

Nonetheless, here’s my idea. Go ahead and sign the Goldman family’s petition at dontpayoj.com. But, no that the interwebs are a perverse place. That’s just the kind of thing that advertises for the wrong guy and gives shitheads something on which to latch.

Instead, I say how about a little criminality to fight the gains of a criminal? Borrow O.J’s book, If I Did It, (Come on, how fucked up is that conceptually?) from your local library or steal it. Just walk right into a bookstore and steal it, knowing that somehow Judith Regan will have to kick in a bit for “shrinkage” at the bookstore.

Don’t read it, unless you must get your scary, vicarious thrill, knowing that there are likely thousands like you, but scan that puppy. Create a PDF or e-book or whatever kind of document you want. And, flood the internet. Post it everywhere, make is more prevalent than the Daniel Pearl video that freaks of all persuasions downloaded.

Flood the market and kill the profit margin. Fuck O.J. Seriously.