I want to write something politically astute about the campaign. I want to comment on the special-interest group debates and whether that splintering makes any fucking sense. Or whether it’s just further divisiveness which helps no one and confuses the sound-bite politics of our town to less than bites with the consistency of pablum.

But, all I got is what is the fucking deal with Giuliani? And/or Mrs. Giuliani?

There was this one a while back:

Now, there’s the NRA debate:

Is he that much of a goon? Does his wife not know something like, I don’t know, his fucking schedule? I mean, fucking a, she could check the Tivo or something. Or, maybe she’s so needy, it’s like “Rudy, don’t put that phone on silence or vibrate. I mean it, you better pick up.” He’s either retarded or whipped. Great fucking presidential stance that one.

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