Dead-dog tired and whiney all over

Not much to write or say. Prevailing wisdom says don’t write about the workplace, but it’s the workplace that’s responsible for the fatigue.

What’s a girl to write?

I’ll say this thing, though. I may lose the occasional job in a blaze of glory, but I kinda hate that I’m overall a goody-goody, obedient sort. I don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t rape and pillage. I tend to do my tasks well and make nice with the other kids.

I fucking hate that. Conscientiousness, empathy and ethics make you kind of a chump. I try to keep shit covered, so I invariably end up watching folks a little lighter on the neurotic workaholic scale cruise by unencumbered by a job well done.

10 thoughts on “Dead-dog tired and whiney all over

  1. dave

    well you yanks work too much and all play were on the island of joy. Someday you will figure out how to get by done on such a freight eh thats only what to know and delektable to buy wholeslaw.

    Well sed by me.

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  2. dvae see its spelt wrong

    ear ive got a stalker
    even got the bad spelling down pat
    spoiled it by the use of capitals and punctuation tho
    but bravo i feel honoured
    never had a copy cat before
    love dave

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  3. Freemblap

    I think you’re both f’d in the head.

    Who the F’n Margot Kidder would want to emulate Dave.

    No offense Dave. I’m sure you’re a lovely person.

    It’s just all that gramar and your tea habits sometimes get to me.

    -Freem

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  4. Dee-Rob

    Kids, kids, you’re forgetting the important focus here — ME!

    And man (or person) of a thousand names, it’s “grammar.” I find whilst shitting on someone else’s spelling, it’s important to mind your own row.

    Cheers.

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  5. dvae see its spelt wrong

    coo see the longest tread on here is all about my kin stalker
    he \ she (look i can do politicaly corect)
    dinytt even notice the other identifying trait
    that all the missspelt words are missspelt by the surrounding letter on a qwerty keyboard
    im dancing coz im famouse
    wooo hoo I GOT A STALKER DEE

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxftwb dave

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  6. Freemblap

    Welly, welly, welly.

    Perhaps I’ve been too hard on dear old dave. Perhaps he’s right. Perhaps women are just not funny.
    Of course that would be an affront to the likes of brilliant comedic minds like Kathy Griffin and Rita Rudner.

    Maybe dave is right….you yanks just don’t get us.

    I’m gonna work more on my spelling. I will.

    I may even settle on one name.

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  7. Freemblap

    Just kidding dave.

    I haven’t been hard enough on you…
    but Dee-Robb(not to be confused with D-Ro of Van Headache and Roth radio)needed a needling for having the unmitigated audacity to jab at me.

    Also in my haste, I failed to poke at the not so talented Sarah Silverman.

    Amy Sedaris IMO is the funniest woman if not person in America. That’s that.

    Now if you’ll pardon me, I have other bloggers to annoy. It’s a big fucking web you know.

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  8. Dee-Rob

    Thank the Intelligient Designer that you mentioned Amy Sedaris. One more crack about funny women, and I was going to fold up my virtual uterus and go home and mope. Or, ban you, you cheeky mother fucker.

    But, Amy we most certainly can agree on. Even one of David Sedaris’ funniest stories is about Amy getting off the subway and saying back to him as the door closed something like “good luck with the rape conviction…”

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  9. Freemblap

    I love the one where she comes home from college wearing a fat suit and eating mayonaise out of the jar. Apparently, she was her father’s favorite and he would go on about how pretty she was and this was her revenge. David is a riot as well.

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