I must say that I was a tad disappointed at the VP debate. I really wanted Cheney to let it slip that he stays alive by feasting on the blood of minority babies.

Ah well. I wonder whether Dick chuckles at his own cynicism when he smugly says stuff like “I chose to go into public service” in a tone redolent with “Edwards you lawyer whore.” Public servant Dick scrimping and sacrificing, unlike some people…

How does a guy who ran a company that hires out mercenary construction workers to Iraq crank himself up to sound all moral high horsey? Probably calls his lesbian daughter, lets GW read him a bible verse, then downs a shot of bourbon and listens to his pacemaker click. I guess dyke-spawning, Jesus and cheating death would make you feel all tingly and invincible.

His face was so smug during the debate, I kind of expected him to start rolling his eyes and playing with his pen or doodling.