I’m drinking <a href=3D"snapple.com">Snapple.</a> Snapple, made from
the best ingredients on earth, or whatever the fuck their slogan is.

And, it’s free. Gratis. No charge.

I keep wandering into the kitchen and discovering new things for free.
I feel like a rogue, a pirate, pillaging at will. But, I’m not.=20
It’s all cool.

Snapple.

By the way, in the lovely wicker basket the volume of maxi pads has
been diminishing. I haven’t used a maxi pad, free or otherwise, for a
bazillion years. I wonder is it use because it’s there, kind of like
the candy jar?