Triple-A came through with a big ass package on my birthday doorstep–My “Trip Tik” and guide books to these fine United States.
Woo-fucking-hoo!
I’m a little puzzled why the first direction is go to Rte 2 to Rte 95 to Rte 90, when the start of 90 is so close I could walk there. My doubting AAA and relying on my native intelligience is why a couple of folks are laying bets on my ending up in Mexico or Canada.
But, I’m programming this shit into my GPS.
Here’re the states I’ll be passing through:
Massachusetts
Connecticut
New York
Pennsylvania
Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Missouri
Oklahoma
Texas
New Mexico
Arizona
California
I can’t believe you’d plan a cross country trip without consulting me.
You must stop and see The Thing in Arizona (are you taking I-10?) and you must also make a detour in Missouri to drive Missouri State Highway 11, the best 60 miles of blacktop in America.
Seriously…I’m actually offended. Planning road trips and cross-country driving are my only actual talents.