Incontrovertible and scientific

It’s fucking 10:59 p.m. and I am sitting in a research department at a NEVER GOING TO HAVE A NAME major, federally funded research laboratory kind of anonymous place. That is the scientific part. The hypothesis that is irrefuteable and incontrovertible:

I AM A LOSA!!!!! (As they say in my native tongue. Others may say “loser.”)

The evidence to support this claim — Did I mention it’s 10:59 p.m.? Oh wait, make that after 11 p.m., and I am in my FUCKING OFFICE!

Now, if I’m lucky I’ll be home before Letterman (you know, late night, fucking television) comes on.

Either I so totally suck at my job, or I’m a goddamned saint. I honestly don’t know any more.

One thought on “Incontrovertible and scientific

  1. penguinista3

    You are a hardworking saint. A losa is one who wears track suit and buys scratch tickets on both coasts.

    Reply

Talk with me. Please.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.