I just got this SPAM:

What are Soft Tabs that everyone is talking about?
A Soft Tab is an oral lozenge, mint in flavor, containing pure
Tadalafil Citrate that is placed under your tongue and dissolved.

This is most modern and safe way not to cover with shame!

I have to admit, I was intrigued. I’m always in search of modern and safe ways not to be covered in shame.

Less interesting is that tadalafil is the generic form of Cialis. I guess it’s good, though, if the guy with the rock-hard, chemically induced woody has minty fresh breath.