Sure, we as a nation are still all mourning that Natalee Holloway still remains in a mysterious land of mystery.  Um, or her corpus is getting intimate with some fishes.

But, still and all, we have baby (oops wrong baby), Baby Abby back in her mom's arms.  Going back to that first link from the Hindustani Times, which devoted a whole paragraph to a missing child, how do people in the developing world live without wall-to-wall, hour-to-hour coverage and minute-by-minute updates when their kids go missing?  It's almost like if you are focusing on living your own miserable existence, you don't even have time for bullshit.

Nancy Grace and Greta Van Susteren's smiles are so big and wide and fake-y fake joy.  I'm getting the sense they're a little disappointed there ain't another dead baby to rail about.

(On a self-serving sidenote, maybe an homage to HBee, Greta is on FOX chatting up grandpa of baby Abby — Do you think the mention of Jesus in every fucking single CNN and/or FOX story about abductions means that God lets Christian babies get taken more frequently?  Doesn't anyone wanted the rainbow-colored offspring of the world's other religions?  Or maybe it's a "no atheists in a foxhole thang?")

I'm a little disappointed myself that the baby turned up, not generally, just today.  I wanted her rescued but another day would have given a chance for more on the teenager text messaging from her sex, torture bunker.  I mean this guy had a whole bunker system, and all the baby had was a strawberry mark.

Bunkers and "underground privies" are cool.