Nah, seriously I doubt it. Somewhere a lesser demon might be giggling, but by and large the universe will go on without Jerry Falwell.

When a “religious” man (note ironic quotes) separates from our mortal coil, I kind of wish I had a little of that faith they preach. Something that would have me believing that he’s ended up at the Gates of Heaven and right about now someone is asking, “Um, sir, you said what again?” Followed by Jesus himself stepping out, letting lose with a few dope slaps and then suggesting he re-read a few parables or so.

I just can’t believe a guy with quotes like these, you know like the ones about the fags and the rest of us deserving AIDS, would slip right into Jesus’ domain. Remember that whole hanging with the prostitutes, tax collectors thang? And, the loving the least of your brothers? Cool, hippie, loving shit, from the supposed one true son of the creator.

Yeah, that guy, he might have something to say about Falwell’s church. And, it wouldn’t be at the right side of the Father, I’m guessing.

Without faith, though, I roll with a kind of pseudo-karma. Somewhere the energy of the world is letting Jerry know about negativity.