I’m pretty sure the tight throat, sniffly feeling is an allergic reaction to having a tree in the house. But, goddamn it’s perty.

While for years I’ve gradually become less and less Christmas-y, this whole living together thang has seemed to fuck with that system. Together, we are a fun-loving, joyous holiday couple. We have even been to two fairs.

Merry, merry, merry.

And, a Happy Holidays to Bill O’Reilly.