We came home to a brown envelope from the local courts.

On the case where fucking Nick was suing us, the plaintiff, Nicky, got a fucking goose egg. Nada. Vacated. Done.

On the case where we did the paperwork correctly, and which ended up on top, we, the plaintiffs, M. and me, we are OWED BY Nick. The net result from our entire security deposit after living at his place for two years — He gets to keep 9 American dollar bills. Yup, less than $10 dollar from what he claimed was our trashing the place beyond $2 grand.

HAHAHAHA.

We’ll be sending collection agents to his house if need be for our whole little bonus.

I’m proud to be an American.