You know what is splendid, truly splendid about this here mortal coil? You just never fucking know what might happen next.
The coolest part about my sudden employment situation is getting to remember that. Because, the best fucking punchline no matter what anyone tells you, is the one that takes you by surprise. I just heard one such punchline.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What happened? Email me.
Nothing, Dude, someone just told me a good joke. Really, really good joke. And, Bush is backing off on how much he hates the homos. And, it’s sunny. Life is a banquet, that’s all.