I don’t know if it’s just that stuff in the past always seems weird to the future generation, but I’ve wasted some time today downloading video archives in the public domain.

In addition to learning a lot from health and hygiene movies from the ’50s and ’60s, I’ve decided that sex in the past wasn’t that hot. In fact, it’s hard to imagine that the people who created and acted in the stag movie, let alone watched,“Coed Secrets” ever had a sexually related orgasm ever. Really ever.

I defy anyone not to giggle non-erotically when the tickling with long, aloe vera leaves commences.

It does make me happy I didn’t go to a women’s college, though.

Between the videos on the archive being public domain or under Creative Common copyright, I do believe there are some video ideas percolating in my brain. (Goddamn, I want my Powerbook back.)