I have been involved in preparing and FedEx’inga letter to a man in
the US power structure. He is one of the minions of GW’s evil empire.
I do not like this man.

I also cannot erase from my mind, while completing this task, the
scene in Fahrenheit 9/11 when he essentially jams an entire comb into
his mouth in order to slick his unruly cowlicks back.

Through all of this, I am fighting the urge to write obscenities and
whatnot on the FedEx package. I’m assuming the powers that govern my
paycheck would frown upon that.