Who’s fucking crazier — Harry Belafonte hugging Hugo Chavez for the cameras or Pat Robertson for calling for Chavez’ assisination?
Either one is looking for the assholic rhetoric of the year award.
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Who’s fucking crazier — Harry Belafonte hugging Hugo Chavez for the cameras or Pat Robertson for calling for Chavez’ assisination?
Either one is looking for the assholic rhetoric of the year award.
I’ll tell you what’s crazy.
If one more person implies that I’m a homophobe for not being interested in seeing Brokeback Mountain…
Well let’s just say that I’d rather suck cowboy dick than sit through that movie. Maybe it’s good. Maybe it isn’t. I don’t care. I ‘m as interested as I was in Star Wars Umpteen:The Fleecing. I sat through 3 fucking hours of King Kong thinking, “coulda cut this scene” over and over to myself. I need another long ass movie with gay cowboys in the place of giant apes.
Then I have to hear, “It’s winning all kinds of awards.”
Hmmm. Didn’t Titanic win an oscar? How ’bout Halle fucking Berry for the Monster In Law movie or whateverthefuck. The list goes on. Not interested, thank you.
I guess the fact that it does’nt appeal to me must make me a gay basher. There’s no other logical explaination. You either see it, or you hate gays.
In reality, I’d rather stick my dick in a blender than see half of these fucking movies that Oscar finds worthy.
Wouldn’t you love to see some actress walk the carpet drapped in body parts. “Who are you wearing?”
“I’m wearing my prick of a neighbor Jim Saunders, He’s a fresh kill. Whatta ya think? Does he make me look fat? Does Jim Saunders make me look fat?”
Well, I’ve vented. And I feel no better. Awards season has this effect on me.
Oh. I guess I gotta go with Pat Robertson. I just love the whole Christian hate thing. That works for me on so many levels. I wouldn’t know where to start.
Belefonte is just doing the typical Hollywood grandstand. Plus, he sang Day-O. How bad can he be?
Vic,
Sorry about your substitute desire to suck a cowboy. It’s probably not so bad once you wash a bit of the prarie off them.
Maybe early Ang Lee would suit you? I enjoyed “Wedding Banquet” quite a lot. It also has a homosexual theme, but it is a rather sweet story. Made me want to sleep with a Chinese man (well, not exactly, I was already doing that.)
I probably won’t see “Brokeback Mountain” either. I admit it’s because of the queers. Or because I am bored by Jake name I can’t spell with vowels and Heath Ledger. I mean, come on, Heath Ledger? That’s like two completely unrelated nouns.
Well I hated Crouching Tiger and I took a pass on Hulk…
I can imagine how the country music lovin’ Christians feel about this movie. Makes it all worthwhile. He he he. Jake is okay, I guess. I liked him in Donnie Darko, but the last name thing is a bother. Speaking of a bother, Heath Ledger.