Yeah, the naked truth alluded to below:

If you mention frontal nudity and the possibility of your altogether being somewheres out there in cyberspace, it turns out your hit rate goes up.

For those looking for various naked celebs (how in hell would a search for naked Olsens or Hillary Duff end up here), sorry you fucking sick fucks with your worship of media created imagery, too cool to jerk off to mere mortal women, there’s nothing for you here.

And, for actual Dee-Rob fans, who wanted some Dee-Rob skin, ain’t nothing to see. Besides the fact, I won’t be linking any such pics here (and I can hear some loved ones sighing an enormous breath of relief on that one). Depending on your point of view this could be fortunate, the taste police over at Textamerica yanked the plug on Rev. Tim’scamera-phone site. Not only did Textamerica pull the pics (which were actually more funny than anything), they cancelled the account. Adding insult to injury, they also deleted from their forum the few inquiries trying to find out what happened. That fucking blows.

So, taking a tip from Tim, here’s some fodder for Google: Textamerica sucks, Textamerica censors, censorship at Textamerica, hypocritical bastards at Textamerica.. Textamerica sucks, Textamerica censors, censorship at Textamerica, hypocritical bastards at Textamerica.. Textamerica sucks, Textamerica censors, censorship at Textamerica, hypocritical bastards at Textamerica..