Perversity in the modern age

Thank fucking christ the almighty that the reason I joined the gym was pragmatic hygiene not actual self improvement.

I’ve weighed myself coming out of the shower four days in a row, and each day I have appeared to gain a few pounds. So, from joining the gym last Wednesday and working out everyday for a week (OK, I confess I took Saturday and Sunday off), I’ve gained, according to the locker room’s measuring device, about 10 pounds.

I’m hoping to hit 200 by Christmas.

Hell, other people have paid money and pissed away entire careers on this kind of bulking up. I’m psyched, and it doesn’t appear I’ll have to worry about back hair, acne or shrinking testicles.

I do hope I get some rage along with the bulk.

Talk with me. Please.

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