I keep reading, seeing, hearing a headline variation of “A Passage to India” about GW heading east.
I can roll with anything that overlays Bush and rape, but I’m thinking no one ever read the book. Caves and rape and George Bush goes a-travelin’ that’s what that headline means to me.
Of course, he is raping the world metaphorically and rhetorically, so could be everyone writing the headlines has an awesome reserve of literary allusion padding their senses of humor.
Do remember ever hearing of Politicians taking the tour of the “THREE I'”s ?I remember my Dad, or maybe it was the nuns ( some adult ). When we were kids, I think it was Ireland, Italy and Israel. Per chance GW is adding another “I” ? Frankly, I think he’s just trying to hide.
aww irelands OK now i was there a few weeks ago so we can cross it off the list israel is a disaster area and italys is just too fucking cool to be a problem maybee GW is after the nobel peace prize to be rememberd by
the current big wars are about OIL
the real roblems and wars will be about Water just check the state of your rivers over there the rio grande is nearly dry so the mississipi global warming will bring that baby home real soon
I would think that once the ice caps melt, The Rio Grande will refill. Problemo solved. That’s W’s plan.
By the way, Dave, last I checked, W’s pal Tony Blair was not doing so well in ye olde popularity polls.
We are over run with pesky Christians over here. What’s the UK’s excuse?
And learn to spell for fuck’s sake. I’m going blind trying to read, then re-read your posts. I’ve been masterbating non-stop since like 1982, but your musings are really taking a toll on me feckin’ eyes.
Hey Dot, maybe you’re right on the hiding. I think he watched videos of Clinton in Africa and checked Clinton’s poll numbers, then thought to himself, “Where can I get me some of them poor people to pose with and become popular?” That, and Mother Theresa was a buddy of old Ronald Reagan, who Bush thinks he is sometimes.
Oh, and what Freem said. Except, Dave, a duh. We have bottled water.
yippeee a merican who thinks tony blur is on his way out
oh i do hope so
please let us have a regime change
please come and invade us
shoot all our politicians put in a puppet government anything but this shower of shite whos in now all it is is spin and lies and higher and higher taxes
i’ll work on the spelling but its usualy due to being drunk in charge of a braincell and a keyboard that makes it got to rat shit
and do try and cut down on the masterbating if it affects you in such strange ways
Mad Max was not a documentary Dave. I too was fooled by Mel Gibson’s amazing acting, but by Thunderdome, I began to think, “Hey. that looks like Tina Turner. maybe this isn’t real.”
Oh wait! Mad Max wasn’t about water. It was gas. Sorry.
I was thinking of Waterworld where water, although it covered the planet, was scarce. Go figure.
Well that one really did happen. At first I thought it was Kevin Costner in a movie.
But Ah! Costner doesn’t have gills in his neck. And if it was Costner, he would’nt have done such a shitty acting job. No. That one WAS real. That shit happened! Waterworld happened Dave.
Anyone catch Pauly Shore on Inside The Actor’s Studio?
“You’ve been in the Army. You’ve done Jury Duty and rescued a frozen caveman. But most notably you’ve resided in a place that can best be described in one magical word….Biodome.”
No, no Dave. Fucking Waterworld fucking happened.
IT HAPPENED!
nope it (waterworld)dint happen but any bit of mud that currently lies below 50 ft altitude is a gonner in the next 100 years
the world when it was populated by dinosores was warm and full of shallow seas its going back to that so move inland up a hill near the tropics and take pot luck maybe it will rain on you and refill the aquifer or maybe it wont costal regions are fucked once the ice caps melt
history repeats its self it might be 100 million year old history but its going to happen
the best thing in life you can hope for is a good time and to become a trace fossil that on geological terms is as good as it gets
XXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxftwb
Dave I gotta give you points.
I could actually read your post without going cross eyed.
However, Waterworld did happen or it wouldn’t be a movie. Would it?
Solid outting with the grammar though.
Kudos to you old boy!
Cheers -Freemblap