This entry is likely to be the least hip thing I ever could write, but I need to write it.

Here’s the thing, I need to unload some Beanie Babies. Yes, I own some Beanie Babies. Why, because I’m a douchebag. That, and it started as kind of a collecting joke game among my brother, Pat and me. I know I’m a loser, and I needed the cute, cuddly marketing ability of collectible toys to ram it home.

(I’ll reveal a secret truth, though, I’ve always preferred stuffed animals to people.)

The reason I mention this shit at all is I’m trying to decide whether to (a) sell them from a box on the street in a yardsale, (b) list them on ebay or ( c) sell them to a dealer. Since I know dick about values (which are probably now nil), I could use any advice or leads or what have you from you the reading public.

Can you help a loser American consumer out?