All week long there’s been a constant flow of “happy holidays,” “seasons greetings” and “happy new year.” Not a lot of “Merrys” in the realm of multi-culti, saving the world shit.

But, weird to me in the PC world of greetings was the twist on a pile of the emails. They all ended something like have a “Happy and Safe Holiday.”

Um, what the fuck? Safety is nice and all, but it ain’t a real joyful sentiment. You know, like is it safe like don’t get knocked up? That kind of puts a damper on the romance. Or, is it more like don’t get smeared on the pavement after sucking down some wassail?

Happy and safe. And, don’t do drugs.