Something short of writing

Here are the bullet points:

Work, tiring.
Conan, interesting.
John Bon Jovi singing to Larry King on 50 years of Kingness, bizarre.
M. and my getting new bikes, exciting.
(My other bike getting stolen, frustrating.)
M. training for a “duathlon” in his mind, amusing.
M. buying helmet today before buying bike tomorrow, amusing.
M. buying new biking outfits, see above.
The amount of bikes and lycra spandex in our current ‘hood, frightening.

6 thoughts on “Something short of writing

  1. evad

    ahh the joys of summer the thrill of the open road the go anywhere do anything joy of being

    as an ex mountain bike junkie

    here are my top tips

    1) confort is king if it chafes lose it
    2) slime then tyres and kevlar and thorn proof and still carry a spare tube and pump
    3)waterproofs however expencive never work
    4) lycra makes your cellulite show up in lurid clolours
    5)sun is fun rain sleet snow ect is shit
    6)panniers leak and shoulder bags are a pain

    still after all this you will get a new routine

    just check the owner of the most expensive all singing all dancing bike

    he will be a middle aged left wing liberal nazi who whines for a living and has saggy spandex shorts and knobbley knees

    love
    evad

    Reply
  2. evad

    ahh the joys of summer the thrill of the open road the go anywhere do anything joy of being

    as an ex mountain bike junkie

    here are my top tips

    1) confort is king if it chafes lose it
    2) slime then tyres and kevlar and thorn proof and still carry a spare tube and pump
    3)waterproofs however expencive never work
    4) lycra makes your cellulite show up in lurid clolours
    5)sun is fun rain sleet snow ect is shit
    6)panniers leak and shoulder bags are a pain

    still after all this you will get a new routine

    just check the owner of the most expensive all singing all dancing bike

    he will be a middle aged left wing liberal nazi who whines for a living and has saggy spandex shorts and knobbley knees

    love
    evad

    Reply
  3. evad

    ahh the joys of summer the thrill of the open road the go anywhere do anything joy of being

    as an ex mountain bike junkie

    here are my top tips

    1) confort is king if it chafes lose it
    2) slime then tyres and kevlar and thorn proof and still carry a spare tube and pump
    3)waterproofs however expencive never work
    4) lycra makes your cellulite show up in lurid clolours
    5)sun is fun rain sleet snow ect is shit
    6)panniers leak and shoulder bags are a pain

    still after all this you will get a new routine

    just check the owner of the most expensive all singing all dancing bike

    he will be a middle aged left wing liberal nazi who whines for a living and has saggy spandex shorts and knobbley knees

    love
    evad

    Reply
  4. evad

    ahh the joys of summer the thrill of the open road the go anywhere do anything joy of being

    as an ex mountain bike junkie

    here are my top tips

    1) confort is king if it chafes lose it
    2) slime then tyres and kevlar and thorn proof and still carry a spare tube and pump
    3)waterproofs however expencive never work
    4) lycra makes your cellulite show up in lurid clolours
    5)sun is fun rain sleet snow ect is shit
    6)panniers leak and shoulder bags are a pain

    still after all this you will get a new routine

    just check the owner of the most expensive all singing all dancing bike

    he will be a middle aged left wing liberal nazi who whines for a living and has saggy spandex shorts and knobbley knees

    love
    evad

    Reply

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