I have an awesomely stupid story to relay, but I'm tired and fucking lazy with a capital LAY.
The best part of the story is the phrase FOX made famous — "Caught on Tape." I got caught on the office surveillance equipment. Thankfully, I wasn't peeing in the office coffee pot or such like office hijinks. In fact, what I did engendered sympathy. (OK, not really, it engendered cruel and heartless laughter.)
Truth is I'm too short for much of the the truly awful things FOX has spotlighted.
Randomly, and more importantly, here's my favorite thing about CNN's crappy descent into 'round the clock bullshit disguised as something kind of like news-flavored? It's when someone connected somehow with a murder or disappearance "blogs." Nancy Grace, "Are you telling me that the person blogged that day." "That very day there are multiple blogs." "Is it true she put a picture on myspace.com in a blog, with a kitten? Tell me what kind of people are those bloggers on myspace."
What kind of sick motherfucking monster writes? I tell you what, that's just immoral. That blogging.
I could be wrong, but I think Nancy Grace is on to something. If you have a computer, you might be capable of murder. Think about it. In this day and age the pattern is clear. Murderers have computers and/or cell phones.
Lastly, way to go on reawakening that Crusade vibe, Mr. Pope. Or, I guess, Father Pope. Fuck the Bene in Benedict, no more Father Nice Pope.
I don't disagree with the Pope's remarks, and I get the whole message of peace. It's a good one. But, you're the new guy and, um, you're more than a bit playing with fire by trying to appeal to the better nature of folks who don't acknowledge your special magic powers and think you're just another German dude. Yeah, they're wrong, I guess, I mean you get to wear the hat, but who says they are listening.
Remember when you were a nerdy little schoolboy in your cute little Nazi Youth shorts and tie? Right before they punched you to the ground, you probably had something provocative and intellectual to say. But, did it work?
Where's the Knight Templars at to kick some Holy Land ass?
I think it was a statement designed to distract the world from the whole thing with the little boys. Maybe stir up animosity in the political arena so the good Fathers can “Have At It ” with the altar boys in peace. What’s really annoying to me is it’s a system where men only answer to other men that’s “Insulted” by another system that doesn’t consider women in it’s decision making process. For Gawd’s Sakes (I mean that literally and figuratively) grow some nads boys and take some personal responsibility.Peckers. .. .
so you got caught with your knickers round your ankles next to the photo copier
dont smirk we all have been ther
and your now showing popist sympathiesy
FFS girl has your wooly liberal lifestyle gone down the pan
the left footers and the muslims have been at war for ever well a thousand years plus anyway
your best bet is a show off the copys of your arse on the net and ask your local hells angel chapter to nuke your boss , then the local church then irac and afganistan in any order they like
you may have to have sex with a few unsavoury types to get the full set here but thats life soem u win some u are gonna get fucked over by
on a pesonal note i would like to say that i could sympathise with some of the comments about muslims
but untill they grow up and play in the real world i cant so sorry guys i just dont think you have yet made full citizenship of the human race so please do feel free to fuck off n die and stop abusing your women children and the free world in general and if in doubt go eat the oil you so badly want to sell me i dont want to buy it anymore
LAK
dave
and can i have a signed copy of the photocopie of your tits please pretty please ill promise to use it as a screen saver
Geez, Dave, I didn’t think it was possible but you outdid yourself on mental retardation. Do they have the word “retard” in Merry Olde across the pond? If not, think Spastic Society without the wheelchair and then look in the mirror.
If you get papal sympathizer out of that, well then I guess I better get my “writing for retards” manual out…
And, for fuck’s sake the whole conflation of pants, ankles, photocopying (fucking lame, dude, that’s the best you got?), sex, me, you and my tits, ew, I shiver.
oooo did i hit a nerve
spastic is a bit politicaly incorrect
retard likewise
papist well u seem to suport the coments so i can only supose you agree with em
pants ankles ect well we all know what happens in these cubicle farms you all semm to inhabit
moi
dont take it to heart dear you do after all have the power to censor my comments
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oh and by the way do you want to try my caliper for size
moi