{"id":1051,"date":"2005-09-22T22:13:59","date_gmt":"2005-09-23T05:13:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/the-web-is-fucking-random\/"},"modified":"2005-09-22T22:13:59","modified_gmt":"2005-09-23T05:13:59","slug":"the-web-is-fucking-random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/the-web-is-fucking-random\/","title":{"rendered":"The web is fucking random"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh so liong ago, about a year and half or so, I posted pure unadulterated bullshit (as opposed to my usual adulterated (and abridged) bullshit) on or about April 1.  It had to do with M.&#8217;s and my splitting and was part of an elaborate multiple weblog, bulletin board, in person and by email community practical joke.<\/p>\n<p>The link is <a href=\"http:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/2004\/03\/fuckkk-and-wow-im-fucked\/\">here.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the highest form of computerized WWW retardation.<\/p>\n<p>So today some clown out there in th fake space of wires and satellites and communication is gloating on it.  Commenting:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>TOO BAD YOU POOR BITCH I HOPE YOU SUFFER FOREVER!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And I thought this weblog was the biggest pile of steaming wasted bandwidth.  I&#8217;m not even possibly eligible for that pro-am tourney of suck.<\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:100px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/the-web-is-fucking-random\/\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh so liong ago, about a year and half or so, I posted pure unadulterated bullshit (as opposed to my usual adulterated (and abridged) bullshit) on or about April 1. It had to do with M.&#8217;s and my splitting and was part of an elaborate multiple weblog, bulletin board, in person and by email community [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[5,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8wYr-gX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1051"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}