{"id":1179,"date":"2006-03-04T00:10:25","date_gmt":"2006-03-04T07:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2006\/03\/homogenate-this-3\/"},"modified":"2006-03-04T00:10:25","modified_gmt":"2006-03-04T07:10:25","slug":"homogenate-this-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/homogenate-this-3\/","title":{"rendered":"homogenate this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s often bitched and lamented that the country, nay the world is becoming homogenous.  Fuck that.<\/p>\n<p>If it were true, in the past year (it&#8217;s just shy of a year since the big relocation) I would&#8217;ve gotten a decent slice or a good cone.. Pizza and ice cream blow in the Sunshine State.  (Wait, is that fucking Florida?)<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, for M.&#8217;s birthday I suggested dessert at Mitchell&#8217;s ice cream.  I have it on<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/alanadevich\">good authority<\/a> it&#8217;s tasty.  On top of that the new boss lady who got an advanced degree in my old &#8216;hood swore that Mitchell&#8217;s meets the gold standard, aka Toscanini&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck me, that slop was unworthy of my tastebuds.<\/p>\n<p>I will return to Boston.  Forget about family and friends, I need dairy.<\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:100px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/homogenate-this-3\/\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s often bitched and lamented that the country, nay the world is becoming homogenous. Fuck that. If it were true, in the past year (it&#8217;s just shy of a year since the big relocation) I would&#8217;ve gotten a decent slice or a good cone.. Pizza and ice cream blow in the Sunshine State. (Wait, is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8wYr-j1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}