{"id":1257,"date":"2006-06-15T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-16T00:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2006\/06\/heart-palpations\/"},"modified":"2006-06-15T17:58:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-16T00:58:00","slug":"heart-palpations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/heart-palpations\/","title":{"rendered":"Heart palpations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my work colleagues was a teenage actor on a not unknown sitcom in the &#8217;80s.\u00c2\u00a0 Another co-worker mentioned traveling, being in a hotel room and hearing this guy&#8217;s voice as she got out of the shower.<\/p>\n<p>Ew.<\/p>\n<p>This let to a conversation about &#8220;Googling&#8221; at work.\u00c2\u00a0 Which instantly led someone to jump to their keyboard and search out yours truly.\u00c2\u00a0 In order to fix one thing in my new design, I had turned off my banning of the workplace &#8216;puters.<\/p>\n<p>MAJOR BREATH-SUCKING FEAR AND TREPIDATION ENSUED.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverly, there is no mention of my actual name on this front page.\u00c2\u00a0 Although, a bit of digging could have uncovered me.\u00c2\u00a0 She got to this very page, did a page search for my name and got nada, a goose egg, nought but text and pretty pictures.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.\u00c2\u00a0 I survived.\u00c2\u00a0 She moved on, concluding it was an aged item in Google land.<br \/>\nThank fucking Christ in heaven or Texas, wherever he lives.\u00c2\u00a0 Either place, your average web looker has a nano gnat-sized attention span, and my secret identity is safe.<\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:100px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/heart-palpations\/\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my work colleagues was a teenage actor on a not unknown sitcom in the &#8217;80s.\u00c2\u00a0 Another co-worker mentioned traveling, being in a hotel room and hearing this guy&#8217;s voice as she got out of the shower. Ew. This let to a conversation about &#8220;Googling&#8221; at work.\u00c2\u00a0 Which instantly led someone to jump to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8wYr-kh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}