{"id":130,"date":"2004-02-28T00:54:21","date_gmt":"2004-02-28T07:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wordpress\/?p=130"},"modified":"2004-02-28T00:54:21","modified_gmt":"2004-02-28T07:54:21","slug":"vacation-all-i-ever-wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/vacation-all-i-ever-wanted\/","title":{"rendered":"Vacation all I ever wanted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vacation, Happy to get away!<\/p>\n<p>Apart from channeling the Go-Gos, I&#8217;m feeling so much better.  If I had listened to M., I would have already known this factoid, but I didn&#8217;t so it was a pleasant surprise.  That is, my flight doesn&#8217;t leave until almost 6 p.m.   I have hours to get my shit together tomorrow.  Yahoo!  I will need every minute.<\/p>\n<p>I am so tired, I can&#8217;t believe how tired I am.   Definitely should have gotten more sleep this week, but sometimes I just hum a little Warren Zevon, &#8220;I&#8217;ll sleep when I&#8217;m dead,&#8221; and keep going.  &#8216;Course he died, so maybe not the best role model.<\/p>\n<p>I mostly finished everything at work.  Mostly.  My albatross project still follows my ship as a harbinger of doom.  But, hey, what are you going to do?<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow, I wake more relaxed and well-rested and tomorrow night, M. and I will be together.  Not so bad a life, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a little insight into how my mind works.   When I finally got home tonight, I headed straight to the shower trying to relax.  I decided to shave, and in some movement of massive anti-grace I managed to gouge my foot with the razor.  It&#8217;s been pouring blood, and the shower ended up bearing a remarkable resemblance to the one in <i>Psycho.<\/i>  Afterward, I realized I&#8217;m walking through the house dripping blood.  My thought, &#8220;Cool, if something happens and I don&#8217;t come back from California, leading someone to search for me and search my house.  They would find the blood and suspect foul play.  Even better, I have kept telling people that I&#8217;m going for the long dirt nap by my own hands in honor of the big 4-0.  Everyone would think I&#8217;d done it.  Cool.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Shit, I&#8217;m dying.  I need sleep.<\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:100px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/vacation-all-i-ever-wanted\/\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vacation, Happy to get away! Apart from channeling the Go-Gos, I&#8217;m feeling so much better. If I had listened to M., I would have already known this factoid, but I didn&#8217;t so it was a pleasant surprise. That is, my flight doesn&#8217;t leave until almost 6 p.m. I have hours to get my shit together [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8wYr-26","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}