{"id":1427,"date":"2006-12-26T23:17:53","date_gmt":"2006-12-27T06:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2006\/12\/invientory-i-guess-thats-what-you-might-call-it\/"},"modified":"2006-12-26T23:17:53","modified_gmt":"2006-12-27T06:17:53","slug":"invientory-i-guess-thats-what-you-might-call-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/invientory-i-guess-thats-what-you-might-call-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Invientory, I guess that&#039;s what you might call it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Culturally, you gotta figure holidays and shit were invented to make you take a look at where your life might be.  Mine might be fucked, who knows.<\/p>\n<p>I really can&#8217;t complain. But, shit, I keep a weblog so complain I must.<\/p>\n<p>My major holiday giggle is kind of two-fold.  One is, I hang out with M., no fucking surprise, because I like hanging out with him.  He&#8217;s interesting, he&#8217;s kind of the antidote to misery, he&#8217;s funny, and there&#8217;s a whole lot of shit I take for granted that he just doesn&#8217;t.   Rock on, right, you gotta figure I got a bit of a lottery hit with that dude.<\/p>\n<p>But, then you see him through other eyes.  I&#8217;m thinking there&#8217;s one person in the fam who&#8217;s basically on a &#8220;don&#8217;t ask, don&#8217;t tell&#8221; policy.  Any mention of his differentlly complected country of origin kind of prompts an &#8220;oh, that&#8217;s awful.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Um, what?   We all know he&#8217;s Asian, and he&#8217;s cool with that.  In fact, um, it&#8217;s natural.  And, by sheer volume his cultural brothers could kick our asses.  So, yeah, it&#8217;s  not racist to bring it up.  (OK, some of the shit I say is racist, but not all of it.)<\/p>\n<p>i love, though, that he likes lights.  Christmas lights.  (He&#8217;s not like a retard or autistic, drawn to any light.)<\/p>\n<p>But, it&#8217;s awesomely ironic and great to figure that he hasn&#8217;t much use for a Buddhist-y\/\/Tao-ist\/ancestor-y shrine, and I&#8217;m gape mouthed at the 6-foot joss stick and infinite supply of oranges.  While he has this, and he&#8217;s cool with it:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1428\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/dscn2582.jpg?w=625\" alt=\"xmess\" \/><\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:100px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/invientory-i-guess-thats-what-you-might-call-it\/\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Culturally, you gotta figure holidays and shit were invented to make you take a look at where your life might be. Mine might be fucked, who knows. I really can&#8217;t complain. But, shit, I keep a weblog so complain I must. My major holiday giggle is kind of two-fold. 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