{"id":1453,"date":"2007-02-03T23:39:20","date_gmt":"2007-02-04T06:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2007\/02\/dateline-menlo-park\/"},"modified":"2007-02-03T23:39:20","modified_gmt":"2007-02-04T06:39:20","slug":"dateline-menlo-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/dateline-menlo-park\/","title":{"rendered":"Dateline, Menlo Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a fucking long day.<\/p>\n<p>My hands are rough sand paper, and it will likely take a week or so before I get back the seven, or how ever fucking many, layers of dermis to which I have been accustomed.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been cleaning for days.  Not so much because I&#8217;m particularly tidy, just a tad germphobic.  I ain&#8217;t wearing no Hughesian Kleenex box shoes.  But, I&#8217;m also not embracing the layers of someone else&#8217;s dust, cluttered with their long, black hair strands.<\/p>\n<p>I tell myself the owner of the strands was an otherwise clean Asian woman with flowing, straight hair.<\/p>\n<p>More importantly we&#8217;re here.  The TV is hooked up to cable in the living room.  The bed has been made.  We&#8217;re all nestled in for the night.  Maybe I can convince M. to fetch a glass of wine.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8216;hood is spooky quiet.  Western, spooky quiet.  Like the only sound is the lonely blast of a distant train whistle.  OK, it&#8217;s a commuter rail, but still and all,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.donaldlaird.com\/landmarks\/counties\/900-999\/955.html\"> it&#8217;s an old one<\/a> where in the wild untamed 1800s desperados and whatnot were going back and forth between San Fran and San Jose.<\/p>\n<p>If only to have nice young men do the heavy lifting and to get your metal framed bed taken apart and put back together again, pro movers are the diggity bomb.<\/p>\n<p>I ain&#8217;t moving from this couch or this block or this town for eons.  Too fucking much work to move in any definition of the term.<\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:100px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/dateline-menlo-park\/\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a fucking long day. My hands are rough sand paper, and it will likely take a week or so before I get back the seven, or how ever fucking many, layers of dermis to which I have been accustomed. I&#8217;ve been cleaning for days. Not so much because I&#8217;m particularly tidy, just a tad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8wYr-nr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}