{"id":1546,"date":"2007-05-26T14:07:26","date_gmt":"2007-05-26T21:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wordpress\/2007\/05\/spank-me-into-enlightenment\/"},"modified":"2007-05-26T14:07:26","modified_gmt":"2007-05-26T21:07:26","slug":"spank-me-into-enlightenment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/spank-me-into-enlightenment\/","title":{"rendered":"Spank me into enlightenment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, you gotta love California, just for the Cali-wonderfulness of the place.   Especially Northern Cali.  It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not a coincidence that a whole bunch of your good, nutty cults come from this state and these parts.  Who wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to drink the KoolAid?<\/p>\n<p>You can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t swing a cat, a cat risen from the spirit of Nephritides or some such bullshit mythology, you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t swing a feline without hitting some kind of crystal-rubbing, yoga-mat, Feng Shui, incense-smoke-swilling bookstore of hope.  Everybody\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s looking for something.<\/p>\n<p>We wondered into one of my faves in Mountain View last night.  A town pretty much famous now for a being the home of the Googleplex.  It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all kinds of mishmash of Buddhist-y, Hindu-y, Ram Dass-y, New-Age-y, goddess-y, occulty,Taoist-y, Chinese-y, East meets west fun.  There ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t nothing spiritual or pseudo-spiritual that store won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t hawk.<\/p>\n<p>What I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t realize is there is a whole back room to the place.  There are toilets and &#8220;therapy rooms&#8221; for some kind of &#8220;counseling&#8221; and a big old room with folding shares and some kind of stage.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, sitting on the stage was a rather grumpy looking, middle-aged British (I think) man.  He was giving a little talk on his own plan for enlightenment.<\/p>\n<p>From what we could gather listening into the guru, crankiness is the key.<\/p>\n<p>More later&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:100px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/spank-me-into-enlightenment\/\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, you gotta love California, just for the Cali-wonderfulness of the place. Especially Northern Cali. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not a coincidence that a whole bunch of your good, nutty cults come from this state and these parts. Who wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to drink the KoolAid? You can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t swing a cat, a cat risen from the spirit of Nephritides [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8wYr-oW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}