{"id":486,"date":"2004-09-28T02:04:52","date_gmt":"2004-09-28T06:04:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wordpress\/?p=486"},"modified":"2004-09-28T02:04:52","modified_gmt":"2004-09-28T06:04:52","slug":"what-a-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dee-rob.com\/wp\/what-a-world\/","title":{"rendered":"What a world&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While searching the Internet for whether there is a battery charger out there for my Powerbook, whose power source has shit the bed, I discovered a kind of porn I vaguely knew existed but not really.  That porn?  &#8216;Toon porn, as in cartoons and comics and various sick fucked up drawings.<\/p>\n<p>For a period of time of which I am not proud, I looked at various pics of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesimpsons.com\/\">America&#8217;s favorite cartoon family<\/a> that I am sure Matt Groenig would never have inked.  (Don&#8217;t worry that link is to the actual, official <i>Simpsons<\/i> site not the pornalized versions.)<\/p>\n<p>Besides learning that many cartoon pornography artists are not evidently native English speakers or quite the cartoonists that Groenig is, I also learned that apparently a section of the human race imagines them in incestuous activities.  I&#8217;m sorry, but I don&#8217;t really believe that Lisa would allow Bart to cum all over her.  In some weird evidence of porn restraint, I didn&#8217;t see anything involving baby Maggie.  That omission provides me some comfort.<\/p>\n<p>I almost added one of the pics here that was basically a comic book multi-panel layout with dialogue.  What made it interesting to me, since Homer doing Lisa ain&#8217;t really my thang, was the completely butchered English.  It was kind of, sort of Simpsonesque, if translated by the same people who make fortune cookies, and cartoony, sophomorically dirty.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, the other thing I learned is that there are an incalculable number (OK, maybe that&#8217;s hyberbolic), anyway a great honking load of sites, with drawings of rape fantasies.  I guess carefully drawn, detailed art work depicting blood dripping from tied up women&#8217;s orifices is a marked improvement over the real deal.  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