We visited the place we are thinking about offering cash money to buy. A 1950s GI Bill tract house very near the Pacific Ocean and chock l modern, upgraded goodness. (As a couple, M. and I aren’t really looking for the handyman special.)

It may even have my California fantasy fruit tree in the back. But, I don’t know. What the fuck is this? Botanists? Horticulturists? Anyone, Bueller?

Help me.