And, because I think I secretly have a death wish (career only). I was just thinking. One of the top searches that leads to this site is about meetings sucking. Clearly, it’s a universally felt issue, and one that I embraced in my last job by writing little games like a scoreboard allowing you to buzz people out, or if you had a knife in a meeting, would it be better to speaker for speaking or just stab yourself to get out of the meeting?

Yesterday, probably not coincidentally a Monday, was the first day I felt the itch to write out such a scenario as I imagined escape routes for a long, long, long, wished I could have tunnelled out of the room with a spoon, meeting.