Living, breathing retard

Finally walked to work. Work is about 2.5 miles or less, maybe a 35-40 minute walk. The street I live on is off a main boulevard, the street where work lies is a main drag.

Eazy peezy, right?

Not without your keeper it seems. I kind of got lost. An hour into the walk and at least a mile over the shortest distance, I was late for a meeting.

Basically, I wandered a circle wider through a residential neighborhood, because I spaced out on one turn. What the fuck is wrong with me?

2 thoughts on “Living, breathing retard

  1. dotdwyer

    Though you are talented and gifted in many ways you are “Directionally Challenged”. I suspect you may also have a little too much testosterone mixed with your estrogen, otherwise you would carry a map , or, at the very least , ask for directions. Yes, you did get all the way across the country by your onesies, but I think you may have had a little GPS/laptop help. There’s no shame in mapping the route, taking a map and reading the street signs. The only thing you can’t help is “North-South-East-West” they didn’t teach you that in New England. You’ll have to learn it the hard way, in the streets . ..

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Talk with me. Please.

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