The other day, I started humming “Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me” and then listened to it a few times (both Warren and Linda Ronstadt).

As far as good writing goes, I want to be like the late, great Warren Zevon. He’s funnier and wittier than most comedy I sit through in a week. To my mind, there is just something simple, straightforward and enviable about the following:

She really worked me over good
She was a credit to her gender
She put me through some changes, Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender

The Waring blender reference gets me every time.