Say what you want about yuppified, rarified, too expensive, or whatever Apple computers, but right now, I’m thinking Apple fucking ROCKS.

My laptop shit the bed, and since it’s my primary computer, it had the look of wear and tear. I brought it into the Apple store, and they sent it in to the fixing department with dire warnings that it would likely set me back a few hundred pesos to repair. That was on Monday, as in four days ago. Today, Thursday, a delivery truck pulls up right when I’m grabbing my mail out of the box, and the guy is looking for me.

It’s my goddamn laptop, and it’s working. No muss, no fuss and NO CASH changing hands, because it’s merely 11.5 months old.

I would so blow Steve Jobs right now, if he came to my house.